I killed someone once by electrocuting them, but apart from that I am very good at what I do.  I love working at a place where there is no electricity, I love a challenge.

I once got a torch to work at the North Pole and my boss thought I was a genius.  He was blind but I told him it worked.  I only forgot the batteries, and it was too long a drive to the nearest shop. 

Anyway very reliable, hardworking and trustworthing.  

When can I start?